Charlie Sheen For OU Basketball Coach

Sooner_In_MI

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1) He's really into winning.
2) He's currently unemployed.
3) After we beat Missouri, he'd attack, kill, and drink the blood of their mascot.
4) He would definitely raise awareness of the program among the OU student body.
5) He could hype up the basketball program while Piers Morgan is interviewing him.
6) We could change the name of the student section from The Capelables to The Unemployed Winners.
7) Bree Olson could join the student section.
8) He doesn't sleep, so think about all the extra time he would have to think up game plans.
9) OU is a Coca-Cola campus, and Charlie certainly prefers Coke to Pepsi.
10) He has billions of fans. We'd definitely have to expand the LNC.

Do the right thing, Joe C.
 
7) bree olson could join the student section.
WINNER!
I hate the damn caps rule on this message board sometimes.
 
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