Put that coffee down!!

[Crocker's Long Sleeves]

Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm joking with you? I am not joking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Kruger and Castiglione. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.

Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months basketball contest. As you all know, first prize is the NIT. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're playing for UCO. You get the picture? You're laughing now?

I can go out there tonight with the talent you got, close myself a basketball game! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You know what it takes close basketball games?

 

[pnkranger]

I hate losing. So much. I am officially tired of losing.

 

[seniorsooner]

You call yourself a Big XII caliber player, you son of a b*tch?

 

[One More Rebound]

Well, I guess they're closers now...