Things you pledge to do

[BigTime]

while you are snowed in waiting for tomorrow's OU basketball game:

I'll go first

- I will eat a taquito from a nearby quicktrip.
- Unleash my inner Nolan Johnson on a nerf basketball hoop.
- Try to prank call Ratboy Sutton (yeah, I have his number).
- Not get hit in the face by LaceDarius.