Bocabull - Does he read the board?

03-26-2016 03:28 PM was the last time he's been here! He'll come around at some point!
 
I know I'm in the minority but I enjoyed his posts.

He's definitely a contrarian and has to stir things up, but also made the board interesting
 
I don't miss him. His ban was well earned and a long time coming. We spent a lot of time trying to correct his behavior over PMs. Ada especially tried really hard. Boca's definitely a passionate fan, but he just seemed to have fundamentally personality issues he couldn't overcome. It's too bad because I appreciate passionate fans, even ones I disagree with a lot. Boca just couldn't restrain himself enough to be a good member of our community.
 
If you still read the board, I want you to know that we're fighting to clear your name, Hurricane Boca.

Troll posts ring out on the off-topic board
Enter SoonerBounce, for the bait he'll fall
He sees a poster in a pool of tears
Cries out, "My God, he trolled us all!"
Here comes the story of the Bocabull
The man the mods held culpable
For somethin' that he never done
Put on a permaban, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board

Three posters lyin' there does Bounce see
And another man named ABD, movin' around mysteriously
"I didn't do it," he says, and he throws up his hands,
"I was only stirrin' the pot, I hope you understand,
I saw him postin'," he says, and he stops,
"One of us had better PM the mods"
And so Bounce PMs the mods
And they arrive on the scene with their ban hammers smashin'
In the hot Oklahoma night

Meanwhile, far away on the NBA board
Bocabull and a couple of friends are postin' around
Number one contender for the OU Hoops crown
Had no idea what kinda s*** was about to go down
When a mod pulled him over the side of the board
Just like the time before and the time before that
On OU Hoops that's just the way things go
If you're rich you might as well not show up here, man
'less you want to draw the ban

thebigabd had a partner and he had a rap for the mods
Him and playmakr were just lurkin' around
He said, "I saw one man postin' he looked filthy rich and
He jumped into a Bentley with custom leather stichin'"
And SoonerBounce just nodded his head
Mod said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though the man could hardly read
They told him that he could identify the guilty troll

Four in the mornin' and they haul Boca in
They took him to the hospital and they brought him upstairs
The trolled man with a keyboard he couldn't hold
Says, "What'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the troll!"
Here comes the story of the Bocabull
The man the mods held culpable
For somethin' that he never done
Put on a permaban, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board

Four months later, OU Hoops is in flames
Boca's in Los Angeles, fightin' for his name
While thebigabd's still in the trollin' game
And the mods are puttin' the screws to him, lookin' for somebody to blame
Remember that trollin' that happened on the board
Remember you said you saw the Bentley floored
You think you'd like to play ball with the mods
Think it might've been that one percenter postin' all the time
Don't forget that you're the 99

thebigabd said, "I'm really not sure,"
The mods said, "A poor boy like you could use a break
We got you for the Tech threads and we're talkin' to your friend Bounce
You don't wanna have to go to Insider, go ahead and pounce
You'll be doin' the board a favor
That sonofab**** is brave and gettin' braver
We want to put his a** in stir
We want to put Bocabull in a box
He ain't Wall Street's Bud Fox

Boca could troll a man out with just one post
And he always did like to talk about it and boast
"Not my work," he'd say, "but I do it for play
And when it's over I'd just as soon troll the Big A
On the NBA board
To give Tyreke the 'next LeBron' award
And to defend Mike D'Antoni"
But then they killed his only lair
As they tried to turn a bull into a bear

All of Boca's cards were marked in advance
The mods were a pig-circus, he never had a chance
Admin made Boca's witnesses hicks from the sticks
To the poor folks who watched he was a ridiculously rich prick
To other rich folks he was just a crazy liberal
No one doubted that his posts were visceral
And though they could not produce the thread
Mods said he was henceforth dead...to the hoops board
And the paupers were in accord

Bocabull was falsely tried
The crime was trollin' em, guess who testified?
Bounce and ABD and they both baldly lied
And the working class, they went along for the ride
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some poor's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to post on a board
Where justice is a game

Now all the posters sick of Boca's abuses
Are free to trash Capel without his excuses
While Boca hangs with Steve Nash in five-star hotels
An innocent man that is living well
That's the story of the Bocabull
But it won't be over 'til they eat his stool
Put in a virtual cell, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board
 
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Smash, I'm not sure if that deserves a Nobel or a Pulitzer.

Maybe both.

Perhaps boca and playmakr are the modern day version of Tweeder and the Monkey Man. I am fully in favor of boca's return, assuming that he's not already here.
 
Smash Williams said:
If you still read the board, I want you to know that we're fighting to clear your name, Hurricane Boca.

Troll posts ring out on the off-topic board
Enter SoonerBounce, for the bait he'll fall
He sees a poster in a pool of tears
Cries out, "My God, he trolled us all!"
Here comes the story of the Bocabull
The man the mods held culpable
For somethin' that he never done
Put on a permaban, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board

Three posters lyin' there does Bounce see
And another man named ABD, movin' around mysteriously
"I didn't do it," he says, and he throws up his hands,
"I was only stirrin' the pot, I hope you understand,
I saw him postin'," he says, and he stops,
"One of us had better PM the mods"
And so Bounce PMs the mods
And they arrive on the scene with their ban hammers smashin'
In the hot Oklahoma night

Meanwhile, far away on the NBA board
Bocabull and a couple of friends are postin' around
Number one contender for the OU Hoops crown
Had no idea what kinda s*** was about to go down
When a mod pulled him over the side of the board
Just like the time before and the time before that
On OU Hoops that's just the way things go
If you're rich you might as well not show up here, man
'less you want to draw the ban

thebigabd had a partner and he had a rap for the mods
Him and playmakr were just lurkin' around
He said, "I saw one man postin' he looked filthy rich and
He jumped into a Bentley with custom leather stichin'"
And SoonerBounce just nodded his head
Mod said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though the man could hardly read
They told him that he could identify the guilty troll

Four in the mornin' and they haul Boca in
They took him to the hospital and they brought him upstairs
The trolled man with a keyboard he couldn't hold
Says, "What'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the troll!"
Here comes the story of the Bocabull
The man the mods held culpable
For somethin' that he never done
Put on a permaban, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board

Four months later, OU Hoops is in flames
Boca's in Los Angeles, fightin' for his name
While thebigabd's still in the trollin' game
And the mods are puttin' the screws to him, lookin' for somebody to blame
Remember that trollin' that happened on the board
Remember you said you saw the Bentley floored
You think you'd like to play ball with the mods
Think it might've been that one percenter postin' all the time
Don't forget that you're the 99

thebigabd said, "I'm really not sure,"
The mods said, "A poor boy like you could use a break
We got you for the Tech threads and we're talkin' to your friend Bounce
You don't wanna have to go to Insider, go ahead and pounce
You'll be doin' the board a favor
That sonofab**** is brave and gettin' braver
We want to put his a** in stir
We want to put Bocabull in a box
He ain't Wall Street's Bud Fox

Boca could troll a man out with just one post
And he always did like to talk about it and boast
"Not my work," he'd say, "but I do it for play
And when it's over I'd just as soon troll the Big A
On the NBA board
To give Tyreke the 'next LeBron' award
And to defend Mike D'Antoni"
But then they killed his only lair
As they tried to turn a bull into a bear

All of Boca's cards were marked in advance
The mods were a pig-circus, he never had a chance
Admin made Boca's witnesses hicks from the sticks
To the poor folks who watched he was a ridiculously rich prick
To other rich folks he was just a crazy liberal
No one doubted that his posts were visceral
And though they could not produce the thread
Mods said he was henceforth dead...to the hoops board
And the paupers were in accord

Bocabull was falsely tried
The crime was trollin' em, guess who testified?
Bounce and ABD and they both baldly lied
And the working class, they went along for the ride
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some poor's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to post on a board
Where justice is a game

Now all the posters sick of Boca's abuses
Are free to trash Capel without his excuses
While Boca hangs with Steve Nash in five-star hotels
An innocent man that is living well
That's the story of the Bocabull
But it won't be over 'til they eat his stool
Put in a virtual cell, but one time he coulda been
The champion of the board
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That is awesome smash.

I wouldn't mind him coming back either if he cut out the personal insults
 
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