Charlie Creme's pre-season Top 25

I'm very impressed with the job that Connie Yori is doing at Nebraska as well as Linda Lappe at Colorado.
 
With the players we have returning (plus the newbies) I will be disappointed if we don't finish in the top 10.
 
1. Connecticut
D***IT! WHY WON'T YOU SUCK ALREADY, UCONN?!
If Duke cared about this program, Gail G wouldn't have left whorn and its money. Nuff said.
3. Tennessee
As one of few hopes to dethrone (or at least tick off) UConn, they can be a contender.
4. Stanford
See UConn above.
8. Louisville
Too late to invite them to the Big 12?
9. Nebraska
This middle finger says "Why weren't you this good consistently back in the Big 12?"
10. Notre Dame
Thank you Skylar Diggins for not shunning Tulsa Shock for China. The rest of Domer can go to hell.
12. Baylor
This number isn't big enough. How about 112th?
13. Texas A&M
Women's basketball: The only of the big 3 sports (FB, MBB, WBB) you'll ever have a nat'l title in... post-1939, I mean. Chant SEC to that! Traitors.
15. Oklahoma
Well... fine. Gives us some room to move up.
18. Colorado
Hey, Pac 12! You might have been expecting a good football program, but you got a basketball one instead! Awwww, why do you still have that "buyer's remorse" look on your face? Didn't you enjoy your 4/20 holiday?
20. Iowa State
Oh look, our early aught nemesissies. At least you can't beat us in football.
21. Oklahoma State
Gift of a Lifetime: Are you an OSU fan? Are you going to die sooner than doctors think? Your beloved school needs you to sign up for life insurance! ...I got nuthin. good for their womens program.

Offseason. :(
 
Badger, I think you just single-handedly offended pretty much the entire college basketball community, OU excluded.

GREAT JOB! :clap
 
Badger, I think you just single-handedly offended pretty much the entire college basketball community, OU excluded.

GREAT JOB! :clap

I just had to call a truce with one of our residential Baylor fans back at SF.com, where I promised to not insult Baylor until football offseason ended. So to clarify, I am not saying that Baylor sucks so much that they should be ranked 112th. I'm saying that after so many years of being unquestioned top 5, I would have liked to see them ranked lower than 12th.

...or would it be more plausible to say that I made a typo
 
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