I have great disdain for Okie Lite basketball because

Because nobody ever taught Eddie Sutton how to pronounce "special" properly....


Because Eddie had the worst spray on tan ever...
 
Because Travis Ford doesn't like to recruit guards who are taller than he...:o
 
Because I still have nightmares of the ugly sister with the "cool chicks wear orange" shirt dancing Gangnam style getting more airtime than her douchebag brother-in-law ever did playing.
 
- Because Phil Jurick told me it was oregano.

- Because the citizens of Payne Country clearly discriminate against African Americans from Chicago with the intials DWIII.

- Because Tony Allen stole my hot dog at a GIA game (the dude steals everything).
 
I had disdain for OSU 20 years ago and I still do. Never met a realistic sheepherder.
 
1. Sean Sutton did his dead fish flop when I said we were having red wine instead of orange Kool aid for dinner

2. I confused Marcus Doves hand gestures in a pick up game and called a TO when we had none left

3. I never got a chance to buy the jar containing the air from the "old" GIA

4. Travis Ford recruited all the guards out of my daughters preschool
 
I caught Bryant Reeves bathing in the pond on my parents property, then looked at me like it was my fault.
 
Because Doug Gotlieb stole my credit card and bought 4 sheep and 2 reindeer with it
 
Because the real Pistol Pete is a legend on the bayou with an arena named for him, not a clown on the baseline in Stoolwater.
 
Because they think winning a couple of watered down "national championships" in the 1940's makes them a basketball school, even though the football school to their south has owned them in basketball.
 
Because Travis Ford's wife is an Edmond snob ("Don't Edmond my Norman")

Because of James Dickey's piercing, steely, blue eyed stare and the hole it put through my 3D TV screen!

Because of what happened to the Reindeer during Bedlam. PETA and I both wept and continue to weep.
 
Because Travis Ford's wife stole my popcorn, spilled it, then blamed it on Boomer and Sooner
 
BigTime said:
Because Travis Ford's wife is an Edmond snob ("Don't Edmond my Norman")

Because of James Dickey's piercing, steely, blue eyed stare and the hole it put through my 3D TV screen!

Because of what happened to the Reindeer during Bedlam. PETA and I both wept and continue to weep.
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