I need to post this

[YCN]

It's rare that every team in a conference goes into February in women's or men's basketball with a winning record.

Here is a conference-by-conference listing of the number of schools that are currently below .500 in winning percentage for the season as we approach February:

AEC women: 5, men 4
AAC women: 5, men 4
A-10 women: 3, men 5
ACC women: 3, men 3
Atlantic Sun women: 3, men 4
Big East women: 3, men 1
Big Sky women: 6, men 7
Big South women: 4, men 4
Big Ten women: 2, men 1
Big West women: 3, men 3
Colonial women: 6, men 4
Conference USA women: 5, men 5
Horizon women: 3, men 5
Ivy women: 3, men 2
Mid-Atlantic women: 7, men 5
Mid-American women: 4, men 4
Mid-Eastern women: 9, men 8
MVC women: 4, men 4
Mountain West women: 8, men 3
Northeast women: 8, men 6
Ohio Valley women: 8, men 7
Pac-12 women: 5, men 2
Patriot women: 4, men 5
SEC women: 4, men 4
Southern women: 3, men 6
Southland women: 7, men 6
SWAC women: 9, men 9
Summit women: 5, men 6
Sun Belt women: 4, men 5
West Coast women: 4, men 4
WAC women: 5, men 4

...

Oh! I forgot one conference...


Big 12 women: 0, men 0


How 'bout them apples?

 

[scrybe]

How 'bout them apples?

Golden Delicious, I'd say!

 

[badger]

How 'bout them apples?

Golden Delicious, I'd say!

Evil Witch Baylor is feeding you a poisoned apple

 

[YCN]

Evil Witch Baylor is feeding you a poisoned apple

You mean the one with the Wicked Witch of the South?

 

[sybarite]

That would be her. Her reign will come to end when the recruits finally discover that fairy tales have bad endings, just as Griner and Niemann did. When you read Grimm's fairy tales in the original German, you discover something that might shock you. The stories were meant to show that you needed to obey your parents, and bad things happened when you didn't.

Hansel and Gretl were eaten by the witch. One of Cinderella's sisters cut off her heel, the other cut off her toes trying to fit into those glass slippers. Instead of kissing the frog, the girl threw it against the wall, and it went splat!

That's how Kim's fairy tales will all end. It's just a matter of who goes splat.

 

[scrybe]

You mean the one with the Wicked Witch of the South?

No, this witch is named Cruella.

 

[badger]

My husband first coined the name "Skeletor" on SF.com about 5 years ago and it fits her well, but when you all were talking about apples I was thinking Snow White and the fact that we're on a 7 game winning streak... are we just beating the dwarves here?

Hi ho hi ho is back in the top 25 we go *whistles*