Off Topic: St. Patrick's Day Humor

[SoonerTraveler]

Please join in if you know some good ones.

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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Irish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales!! Wales you bloody idiot!"

So, I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.....