Guru to Mayor?

[Seymore Cox]

http://www.enidnews.com/localnews/local_story_182234838.html

That's right, OSU basketball guru Gregory T. Swaim has official announced his candidacy for mayor of the Metropolis of Garber. He's running against Kerri Negast, the Sarah Palin of Northeastern OK.

http://twitter.com/GSwaim/status/2395847998

 

[coacht]

Wow, I have met Greg and this is unbelievable to me. I don't know him that well, but I can't imagine him as Mayor McCheese.

 

[Seymore Cox]

He would be a mayor more like Ray Nagin.