Standhardinger denied transfer to LaSalle

[Big Old Booger]

http://ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com/...nger-denied-transfer-by-lasalle-after-indece/

Surely we wouldn't deny the kid just because he was caught having a little fun in public, right?

 

[coolm]

yes, because LaSalle students don't take off their clothes or even think about having sex.

 

[AdaSooner]

Is that his real name?

Am I the only one who finds the name and the offense funny, or am I the only here with a warped mind? :ez-laugh:

 

[Sooner_In_MI]

Best part of the story: The temperature in Lincoln at the time of the arrest was ~15 degrees. But, I mean, if that was the only way I could get laid...I'd probably do it.

 

[Big Old Booger]

Is that his real name?

Am I the only one who finds the name and the offense funny, or am I the only here with a warped mind? :ez-laugh:

Honestly, Ada, I hadn't really thought about it, but that is his real name.

You old pervert...

 

[campbest]

Tough break, kid can play.

 

[SilliSooner]

I'll finish this later but I'll start it off now:

Christian Standhardlinger stood in a Lincoln park
Partially clothed, but next to his car
A young lady decided to join him
Sans top, in the cold, stroking... no cigar

 

[BanjoCharley]

Rhymes are great, meter sucks.

 

[cvangild]

That is so phuckin gay.

What 19 year old wouldn't cash in on that in his car at a park??


15 degrees though!!! Geez, talk about shrinkage factor. I think I would owe peni$ in that kind of weather.

 

[SilliSooner]

Rhymes are great, meter sucks.

We'll fix it up. It's hard to establish much meter when you the primary subject is Christian Standhardinger.

Maybe he can concert to Islam. Muzzy Standhardinger has a nice ring to it.

 

[UHsurfer12]

Poor guy, he's German... that's like typical behavior over there haha

 

[SilliSooner]

8 syllable; 1-1, 2-2 rhyme

Bugeater found in Lincoln park
Pants on the ground, but in the dark
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

Fifteen degrees, next to his car
With a girlfriend, quite close, not far
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

The cop found no shirt on his gal
Enough to ban him from LaSalle
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

Making fun of the young man's name
For mocking him, need you feel shame
If you're an uptight right-winger?
Was he getting a humdinger?

The guy plays basketball, but where?
He's transferring, but who would dare
Accept him, of his own free will
Rick understands, at Louisville.

There's a back table, you need know
Where you can drop trou, if you go
Where no cop be to shine his light
Your girl can join you for the night.

 

[ByronHoustonsSweatyPalms]

8 syllable; 1-1, 2-2 rhyme

Bugeater found in Lincoln park
Pants on the ground, but in the dark
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

Fifteen degrees, next to his car
With a girlfriend, quite close, not far
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

The cop found no shirt on his gal
Enough to ban him from LaSalle
Mister Christian Standhardinger
Was he getting a humdinger?

Making fun of the young man's name
For mocking him, need you feel shame
If you're an uptight right-winger?
Was he getting a humdinger?

The guy plays basketball, but where?
He's transferring, but who would dare
Accept him, of his own free will
Rick understands, at Louisville.

There's a back table, you need know
Where you can drop trou, if you go
Where no cop be to shine his light
Your girl can join you for the night.

Liberal Arts Grad?:clap

 

[SilliSooner]

Liberal Arts Grad?:clap

Me? Journalism, then marketing degree in business.