I very much dislike OSU basketball because

[Krugerfan52]

Because f*** them, that's why.

:ez-laugh:

Besides Travis Ford trying to humiliate Ray Penn last night by yelling "great pass Ray, great pass Ray" after one of his turnovers, and besides Ford yelling "you arent allowed to shoot" at one of his players in the all-college this year, just to embarrass him, and besides Travis Ford telling Obi Muenelo that he was going to kill his whole family and make him watch last year, here are the reasons I hate OSU basketball.

1. Mo Baker
2. Eddie Sutton - putting multiple schools on probation
3. Sean Sutton - not doing much better
4. Travis Ford - constantly showing his little-man syndrome
4b Keaton Page - Ford little turd clone
5. Byron Eat-a-ton - eating a ton
6. Byron Masturbate-a-ton Houston - well, you know
7. David Monds and Mario Boggan
8. Marshall Moses and Matt Pilgrim fighting/crying on the bench last year
9. Terrel Harris - how many times did he get arrested?
10 Marcus Dove - the most overated defender of all time
11 JamesOn Curry - man they have had a lot of thugs over the years
12 John Lucas - his dad played tennis, his dad played tennis, we get it
13 Doug Gottlieb - stole roomates credit card, kicked out of N. Dame
14 Cheyne Gadson – public intoxication and resisting an officer
15 Randy Rutherford – bomb threat
16 Tony Allen – public intoxication and resisting an officer, etc etc
17 Jason Keep – DUI and 2 battery counts for punching his girlfriend
18 Jack Marlow – multiple DUI’s
19 Glendon Alexander - stole 150,000 dollars AND 2 world series rings from pro baseball player, Derek Bell AND attempted to cash a scholarship check that was supposed to be for Ivan mcfarlin worth 1,200 dollars

I guess if I had to have a #20 it would just be this face:eddie187_jpg_xs:

 

[BigTime]

- They can't put their pants on the right way (suck it, Doug).

- They think that Renzi and Tim are/were gay. Not true.

- They fired Ratboy.

 

[Perk's Scowl]

-They still wear those stupid "real chicks wear orange" t-shirts

-Ivan McFarlin played for seemingly 8 years

-Prison orange makes my eyes bleed

 

[BigTime]

- Their stat guy wears camo one piece overalls when he comes to the LNC (stereotype much).

- They finally figured out that charging 50 dollars to sit in the nosebleeds against Praieveiw A&M is not a good way to get butts in the seats.

- Even when their arena is empty (which is nearly every game for the past 5 years) the blurry, eye-sore, somebody shoot me orange seats make it look like they could have bodies in them.

 

[ben]

I actually like John Holcomb. He's much better than the douche he spends time with on channel nine.

 

[Tony]

 

[propoke]

You guys crack me up. I think a few of you have some hidden or repressed OSU love deep in you.:ez-laugh:

 

[Max Power]

- Fred Jonzen stole my gf

- Big Country told me that football teams only had 8 players on the field at a time.

- I sat in an empty seat one time whilst at the gia. A bunch of people got mad. They threw me in the duck pond. I got giardiasis. Said something about it being Mr Iba's seat. *shrug

Big country can't count to 8

 

[hoopsaustin]

ray penn is the biggest douche bag ive ever met...

Story time..

 

[HoHum]

1. Mo Baker

This was an interesting reason to hate OSU, it'd be like if I said Ebi Ere was the number one reason I hate OU.

Although it is an insult to compare Baker to Ere...

 

[Sooner04]

1. Mo Baker was a good player. I always enjoyed Kelvin's strategy of "Mo will get his but NO ONE else will". We handled them pretty easily in Norman in 2001 and Baker had 30+ if memory serves.

2. Marcus Dove was a poor man's Melvin Sanders. VERY poor, I might add.

All my hatred for those early 2000s teams at O-State was reserved for Jonzen. Couldn't stand that goober.

 

[Sam]

Eddie Sutton's "800 wins"

 

[BigTime]

- Pistol Pete is creepy and an insult to folks with mustaches

- I accidentally drank from the spirit cup at the final game at old gia and now I have mouth herpes (who won that game anyway?).

- Victor's shot was not out of his hands in time

 

[BigTime]

1. Mo Baker was a good player. I always enjoyed Kelvin's strategy of "Mo will get his but NO ONE else will". We handled them pretty easily in Norman in 2001 and Baker had 30+ if memory serves.

2. Marcus Dove was a poor man's Melvin Sanders. VERY poor, I might add.

All my hatred for those early 2000s teams at O-State was reserved for Jonzen. Couldn't stand that goober.

Stole your gf as well?

 

[DenverSooner]

I dislike OSU basketball because I went to OU.

I dislike OSU basketball because the media in Oklahoma seems to need to promote the program above and beyond what it actually deserves.

I dislike OSU basketball because I think it is wrong to molest sheep.

 

[Max Power]

I dislike OSU basketball because I went to OU.

I dislike OSU basketball because the media in Oklahoma seems to need to promote the program above and beyond what it actually deserves.

I dislike OSU basketball because I think it is wrong to molest sheep.

Poor sheep never even saw it coming either

 

[BigTime]

- The unwritten rule that teams have to leave Keaton Page wide open for threes (dumb rule imo because the dude is 4'11 and wouldn't be able to shoot over even the most mediocre of defenders).

- Eddie gets a media pass but Kelvin gets treated like he started the genocide in Darfur.

- Butch Pierre paid for Nash's hotel on his unofficial but he won't pick up my tab at Bad Brads even though I am poor and he is overpaid.

 

[propoke]

Stole your gf as well?

I heard her name was Dorothy Mantooth and he took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again!

 

[Max Power]

i heard her name was dorothy mantooth and he took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again!

dorothy mantooth is a saint!!!!!!

 

[soonermcd93]

I hate them because in the early and mid 80's I could go to see OU in that dusty cracker box gym and sit where I wanted but today they claim they are a bb school with the greatest fans ever and they think they have been there all along.