This is pretty easy. Gabe Muoneke.
So hard to choose just one...
Candidates:
James "baby dreads/freakishly large shoulders" Thomas
Jason Klotz
Brad Buckman (love the boiled lobster comment)
Gabe Muoneke
Dexter Pittman
and the winner is...
Brian Boddicker.
I remember him whining every time he was called for a foul. He was always in disbelief when they blew the whistle on him.
He gets bonus points for not only being a 'horn, but later on becoming a beaker.does Luke Axtell count? The hair alone was awful.....