Fire Porter Moser

[CoachTalk]

Yet you’ve never mentioned Nowell and just posted about Johnson. I guess if I don’t know basketball, that would make me equipped to coach your team, too.

Own it. Everyone knows who was the all American on that team. Common sense not so common.

Zero chance. You don’t know ball. You can’t talk to adults. Kids wouldn’t play for you. You couldn’t teach kids in the classroom. No one would trust you to drive a bus.

No chance you’re qualified

 

[Eielson]

You are a coach and can’t even identify who the most important player on that team was. Color me shocked.

You used to clog every thread on here crying about how our athletic department was run by morons for not hiring Tang. Haven't talked about him nearly as much following 3 straight losing seasons and being fired after a 1-11 conference record. Moser hasn't set a high bar the past 3 years, but you somehow handpicked a guy that flew way under it.

Getting into a pointless argument over Nowell (a guy he inherited) vs Johnson isn't going to help you save face.

 

[Eielson]

On the topic of coaches, I remember when Kelvin and Buzz were the fan favorites on here, which you ruthlessly mocked. We always knew getting Kelvin was a longshot, but it's even funnier in hindsight to think about all the lectures you gave us on why Lon was better then Kelvin. I guess your coaching predictions rival your football predictions this year.

I hope Moser ruins your weekend with a win against Texas. And I hope he wears one of those especially tight fitting shirts that gets your hormones revved up. Maybe even shakes the hand of somebody in fraternity clothing on camera after the game.