I very much dislike OSU basketball because

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- Joe Adkins was an alien sent down from the planet zenon to abduct Top Daug.

- Their neon orange unis gave me cataracts the last time I went to gia.

- Eddie Sutton pees on elementary schools. Elementary schools are a place of learning not a urinal cake in which to pee on.

Why do you dislike OSU basketball?
 
- Roy Candley ate my pizza at the Stillwater Hideaway without asking permission.

- Jason Keep told me that big daddy was spelled "big dady" and now my tattoo is messed up.

- Matt Pilgrim likes RayPenn
 
ray penn is the biggest douche bag ive ever met.... & their fans suck (most of them)
 
They have to call their stadium historic in huge letters inside the stadium? Why? Just in case people didnt know they won some tournaments 60 years ago.

Edit: beat me to it, bt
 
- Bob Kurland invented goaltending

- Travis Ford lies and calls their fans the best in the country (snicker)

- Travis Ford has the same haircut that his mother made him get when he was 8.
 
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of Tyler Hatch....

and Brian Montonati...


anyone got the clip of Capel when Hatch hit those free throws...
 
1. Because the two championships they continually boast about were won during a time when most draft eligible men were either serving their country or just returned from serving their country in WWII; being an agricultural school, oSu was able to give out deferments. Not saying they shouldn't count, but they never mention that for such a "great" tradition, it was only when they had an advantage over every school in the country EXCEPT religous schools who took in contientious objectors (and go look at who the other "powerhouse" at the time was).

2. Their fans consistently complain abot media coverage, and yet there was a concerted effort to make oSu "the" basketball school in the state while conceding football to OU. This was during a period of time that OU was having just as much success as they were on the court, just strikes me as hypocritical. Moreover, now that they are having success in football, their "rabid" fanbase has turned out to be pretty much the same as ours.

3. Eddie and Sean Sutton and their hypocisy in turning in OU to the NCAA. Eddie was at the helm of UK when perhaps it was at its most dirty, and Sean was essentially called out for taking tests for other players. Kelvin even said in his NCAA testimony that he never had a problem with any other coach (excepting Bob Knight...I'll get to him in a minute) except the Sutton's. How they could have the termacity to turn OU in, particularly in light of the personal issues both of them were having, is beyond hubris.

4. Back to the fans, the accuse OU fansof being low-life's etc. Well, I happened to know a guy that at least intially represented the lady that Eddie Sutton almost killed when he went on his drug and alcohol fueld bender...she started recieving death threats almost the instant her name was made public.

5. Back to Iba, he was "beloved" by Bobby Knight. Enough said...well actually I'll say more. While not necessarily his fault, he was chosen to coach the Olympic Team when the game had clearly passed him by (go look at his record in the 50's and 60's); we lose to Russia...sure we got jobbed at the end, but with a real coach it should have never been that close.

6. They actually put the name "historic" as part of their arena. That is just stupid. Do you ever hear about "Historic Allen Field House" or "Historic Cameron Field House". Umm, no. It was just a complete and total "aggie" thing to do, similar to their claiming to be B12 south "champions" in their recordbooks. Technically it is true, but really? I pray OU never does anything so stupid.

I could probably think of about 20 more, but I've got to go be productive.
 
- They have a fan named skirt-guy (see above)

- Ratboy "borrowed" my aunts pain medication from wal-greens

- Byrant Reeves' ugliness removed the paint off our seats during his four trips to the LNC rendering much of our seating an orangish hue. He also smells bad.
 
- They ruin the entire Hey Song just to add in an extra S

- They can't admit that without Boone Pickins they would be a hapless university in BF-Oklahoma

- They mocked Star Wars days lol
 
- John Holcomb wears tacky ties

- Holy Guacamole is an Oklahoma City Yard dawgz worthy catch phrase

- Brian Montinanakinsnnanti has bad breath (like after a three day binge of nothing but Olive Garden bad).
 
- Eskimo Joes only makes sweatshirts for fat people (not to mention there is usually OSU propaganda like "Toothless in Seattle" on the front of them).

- John Starks is anti-Jordan and I love me some MJ.

- They stole Micheal Cobbins and now refuse to play him
 
- Doug Gottlieb ran up charges on my credit card buying gifts for ESPN execs.

- I paid Byron Houston to clean the windows at my house but he never showed up.

- Big Country scared my cows and ate my cat.
 
- Fred Jonzen stole my gf

- Big Country told me that football teams only had 8 players on the field at a time.

- I sat in an empty seat one time whilst at the gia. A bunch of people got mad. They threw me in the duck pond. I got giardiasis. Said something about it being Mr Iba's seat. *shrug
 
- "Pistols Firing!"

- "Good Night, Savannah!"

- "How 'bout THEM apples!" (oh, wait...)
 
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