BlackwellSooner
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I don't recall where I saw it, but I keep hearing rumors we are about to sign Wilt Chamberlain's great grandson.
Word seems to be the kid is 7' 6", weighs 260 lbs, can bench press 575 lbs, regularly runs the mile in under 3 minutes and 44 seconds, and has been timed in the 100 meters in 8.9 seconds (watch out Mr. Boldt).
In addition I understand the kid dunks by jumping up and standing ON the rim and just drops the ball through the hoop. Only problem is he occasionally gets his arm stuck over the top of the backboard or his foot caught in the net. That has caused him to start working on shooting threes. He has now hit 5,378 in a row - from midcourt.
If all is true, he may be able to lead us to our next championship.
We desperately need a "tongue in cheek" emoticon, or one which depicts a steaming pile of bull dung...