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Someone asked me to tell this story on another board and I realized I hadn't shared it with you guys, I know some of you will enjoy it because it involves a KU player being a douche. Plus, it's the off-season and I'm tired of draft stocks.
Ok...bear with me.
I was in Lawrence visitng a buddy of mine whom I played JUCO ball with a few years back, I was currently at OU and he was finishing his illustrious career at Baker University (just down the road). My friend is a HUGE Duke fan, and I guess the Bulls were in town playing an exhibition game in KC. The night afterwards we are all at the bar hanging out, there was a girl with us that my buddy had been kind of "seeing".
Well, he goes to the restroom and as he is standing there doing his business, he realizes Chris Duhon is standing next to him. Surprised (and drunk) he almost urinates all over Duhon's leg by trying to shake his hand and tell him how much he loves the Blue Devils. Duhon is weirded out and kinda says thanks and walks out the door.
My friend walks back to where we were standing asks where the girl was. We all knew and just pointed across the bar, sure enough, she's standing there with Kirk's arm around her shoulder and they are enjoying some adult beverages together. My buddy is p*ssed and wants to leave, I tell him to hold on and try to go get her. So I go over and say "hey, _____ is ready to leave. You coming?" She looks at me like "Do you know who this that I'm about to get with", which I guess I couldn't blame her. She asks is ______ really mad and I say, kinda. Well Kirk asks about who we are talking about. She points out my friend and he notices that they are the same height. Hinrich asks if he played ball anywhere, she responds, yeah at Baker (NAIA school).
Kirk laughes out loud.
So I walk back and relay the info, my buddy storms off. We get held up for a minute, she walks over to us and says she is ready to go. As my friend is walking back to us, him and Kirk brush by each other and from what my friend says, Kirk mutters "I'm in the .... NBA, who do you think she's going home with tonight?" He loses it, yells at Kirk, breaks a shot glass on the ground.
But instead of threatening to fight, my friend challenges Kirk to 3 point contest in Allen Fieldhouse, winner takes home the booty. Kirk is a little puzzled but starts screaming back "We can do that, we can do that. I have the keys right here." This proceeds for another minute until the bouncers throw us (not Kirk) out. The girl eventually left with us, but I was really hoping they would of shot it out for her.
Was kinda mad for awhile, because I loved Kirk when I was in high school, but now all I can think of when I see him play is his quote about taking the girl home.
Sorry for the length...all of it was necessary
Ok...bear with me.
I was in Lawrence visitng a buddy of mine whom I played JUCO ball with a few years back, I was currently at OU and he was finishing his illustrious career at Baker University (just down the road). My friend is a HUGE Duke fan, and I guess the Bulls were in town playing an exhibition game in KC. The night afterwards we are all at the bar hanging out, there was a girl with us that my buddy had been kind of "seeing".
Well, he goes to the restroom and as he is standing there doing his business, he realizes Chris Duhon is standing next to him. Surprised (and drunk) he almost urinates all over Duhon's leg by trying to shake his hand and tell him how much he loves the Blue Devils. Duhon is weirded out and kinda says thanks and walks out the door.
My friend walks back to where we were standing asks where the girl was. We all knew and just pointed across the bar, sure enough, she's standing there with Kirk's arm around her shoulder and they are enjoying some adult beverages together. My buddy is p*ssed and wants to leave, I tell him to hold on and try to go get her. So I go over and say "hey, _____ is ready to leave. You coming?" She looks at me like "Do you know who this that I'm about to get with", which I guess I couldn't blame her. She asks is ______ really mad and I say, kinda. Well Kirk asks about who we are talking about. She points out my friend and he notices that they are the same height. Hinrich asks if he played ball anywhere, she responds, yeah at Baker (NAIA school).
Kirk laughes out loud.
So I walk back and relay the info, my buddy storms off. We get held up for a minute, she walks over to us and says she is ready to go. As my friend is walking back to us, him and Kirk brush by each other and from what my friend says, Kirk mutters "I'm in the .... NBA, who do you think she's going home with tonight?" He loses it, yells at Kirk, breaks a shot glass on the ground.
But instead of threatening to fight, my friend challenges Kirk to 3 point contest in Allen Fieldhouse, winner takes home the booty. Kirk is a little puzzled but starts screaming back "We can do that, we can do that. I have the keys right here." This proceeds for another minute until the bouncers throw us (not Kirk) out. The girl eventually left with us, but I was really hoping they would of shot it out for her.
Was kinda mad for awhile, because I loved Kirk when I was in high school, but now all I can think of when I see him play is his quote about taking the girl home.
Sorry for the length...all of it was necessary
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