Philip Jurick

Gas is expensive and he likes girls and tries to score with them. Pretty simple stuff from an 18 year old kid.

You're right, not terribly surprising from an 18-year-old.

Not terribly bright of him to broadcast it to the world, however. Not as a scholarship athlete representing a state school, especially one that has seen a few players get in hot water of late.
 
"Gas is 4.39$ a gallon and girls still think we comin over just to "chill".. Funniest thing I've heard!!!!” -Guerrero tweet

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=181&f=2336&t=9213576

Continuing the great publicity of DW's conviction and Jurick arrest, here comes Guerrero. OSU basketball is the gift that keeps on giving...

Chances are if she is asking you to come over and "chill" you're going to strike pay-dirt.
 
Gas is expensive and he likes girls and tries to score with them. Pretty simple stuff from an 18 year old kid.

Although given recent events one might want to stay way from comments that could be taken out of context and sound a little "rapey" (to quote The League)
He expects women to put out because gas is $4.39 a gallon. Depending on his car's gas mileage, that's maybe $0.20-0.30 per mile. Assuming he lives somewhere near campus, it can't be more than a 7-8 mile drive (and far less, in all likelihood) to any other place in town. Thus, a high-end estimate of the amount of money he has to spend on gas to drive to some girl's house is $2.40 each way, or $4.80 total. In other words, his spending less than $5 (probably in the neighborhood of $1-$3) makes a woman obligated to have sex with him. That's extremely "rapey."
 
$4.39 gas has to mean he's in Cali. Unless somehow gas in the pasture is $1/gallon higher than Scottsdale. I thought they still rode donkey's @A&M?
 
$4.39 gas has to mean he's in Cali. Unless somehow gas in the pasture is $1/gallon higher than Scottsdale. I thought they still rode donkey's @A&M?
I think you're right, which bumps up the potential mileage a bit more. Thus, he may be spending upwards of $6-7 roundtrip on his potential sexual rendezvous.
 
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Actually I believe he's in Spain with the rest of the team.

If he is in Spain, why is he driving in the first place. Did he rent his own car while there? and if so how would the coaching staff ok that with the recent issues on the team?
 
Jurick isn't in Spain and his suspended currently according to what I've read.
 
I think you're right, which bumps up the potential mileage a bit more. Thus, he may be spending upwards of $6-7 roundtrip on his potential sexual rendezvous.

Pretty good deal, usually you will have to purchase a couple drinks at the bar...what is he complaining about?
 
I think the latest to face criminal charges from the OsU AD is aptly named. That beer pong is some serious ****!!
 
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