Orange Power thread - probably

[SilliSooner]

You guys are on fire. I need to take a crack at this, someday...

 

[SilliSooner]

I should have known better than to watch a game at Zero U. A horse pig mascot came by, pulled on my coveralls and dropped hot popcorn down my pants. Was it tasty? Surprisingly, yes, but I didn't expect it to be that hot. Do you know what hot popcorn can do to your cornbreads?

 

[BCSooners]

My 7 year old ginger son recently had eye surgery so he had a patch on his eye. That Boomer B**** punched him in the other eye and said "learn to be versatile like our players you soul-less carrot top". I have no idea what he means? Forte and Nash are two of the best 2 way players in the game.

 

[NMSooner'80]

Uncle Barney, who was in Mr. Iba's first recruiting class at A&M, had his walker stolen by that guy in the horse suit. And the other one came along and told him to "take a little trip" before shoving him over a table displaying replicas of the Gooner Wagon.

 

[BigTime]

Well my nightmare in the "Morgue" (empty and dark) occurred 15 years ago - I haven't been back to Norman since. A dog in a top hat took my autistic, 12 year old nephew and against his will hooked him by his backbrace to this large red blimp and dropped him (along with $10 Harrolds coupons) into the student section!

 

[NMSooner'80]

My other uncle, Lil Abner from Lomega, had his beloved A&M letterman's sweater stolen by that horse mascot, who used it to pick up poop from Barry Switzer's dog, Oskie. Then the other mascot dragged him down to court side, where Billy Tubbs dared tell him that OU leads the all-time series by well over 30 games. Them Gooners doesn't lead OSU, does they?

 

[BigTime]

Well I saw a goon squat doctor prescribe Sean Sutton (OSU legend) a prescription for Norcos! enabler!