Reasons I despise Kansas

[BigTime]

15) Nick Collison got freckles in my soda his Soph year at the LNC

 

[Big Old Booger]

9) 1988!

Do I need to say more?

This plus 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

 

[Big Old Booger]

16) Roy Williams
17) Larry Brown
18) that waving the wheat thing they do
19) the rock chalk jayhawk

 

[One More Rebound]

20. Bill Self's awful toupee. I think it looks like a muskrat pelt...

 

[CoachTalk]

20) that run and pump ticket prymid scheme crap

 

[Max Power]

21) Sloth ate my nachos in 2009

 

[Max Power]

22) the Morris twins shot at my poor grandmother

 

[Max Power]

23) for all the animals that had to die so Bill Self Can pretend he has hair

 

[BigTime]

24) Bill Self(ish) tried to Edmond my Norman

 

[BigTime]

22) the Morris twins shot at my poor grandmother

"You'll shot your eye out, kid"

- Billy Tubbs to the ugly Morris twin

 

[Max Power]

"You'll shot your eye out, kid"

- Billy Tubbs to the ugly Morris twin

Which one is the ugly one. They both have a face even their momma dont love

 

[One More Rebound]

25.) Ed Manning, who was the world's tallest truck driver and part-time basketball coach...

 

[BigTime]

25.) Ed Manning, who was the world's tallest truck driver and part-time basketball coach...

He probably kicks Goldie when nobody is looking...

 

[Max Power]

26) The Track around their football field. This is the Big 12 not Kansas 3A High School

 

[One More Rebound]

27.) KU-ex Kevin Pritchard, who looks like a Mafia boss these days...

 

[BigTime]

28) Greg Ostertag had a devil's haircut in his mind

 

[Max Power]

29) Paul Pierce having to be carried off the court with a Shoulder injury

 

[BigTime]

29) Paul Pierce having to be carried off the court with a Shoulder injury

Did we ever figure out who stabbed him? Was it 2pac?

 

[ksSooner13]

30) Lauren Self went on a date with my friend and never returned his phone calls

 

[BigTime]

31) They never played against a healthy Blake Griffin. Lucky!