With sincere apologies to Cat Stevens ... Song heard at the end of the last OU basketball coaches TV show ...
Another Saturday night and I ain't got no players
I've got some schollies 'cause that last batch was lazy
Now, how I wish I had a point guard to talk to
I'm in an awful way
I got in town four years ago
I seen a lot of recruits since then
If I could meet 'em I could get 'em
But alas I did get 'em
That's how I'm in the state I'm in
Oh, Another Saturday night and I ain't got no post help
I've got some guys but they never play
Now, how I wish I had someone to block shots
I'm in an awful way
A Juco coach told me
He had a center that could rise above
Instead of bein' my deliv'rance
He had a strange resemblance
To a dude named Oleg Reztsov
Ooh, la,
Another Saturday night and I scout more players
I've got some schollies 'cause my players won't stay
Now, how I wish I had someone to commit soon
I'm in an awful way