So a guy goes hunting with his buddy who always criticizes everything he owns.
This time, the first hunter is really pumped because he had bought a dog that could walk on water. All day, they hunt, and every time they kill a duck, the dog runs across the pond and picks it up. The second hunter never says a word. Finally, as they are driving back home the first hunter can't stand it anymore and says, "so, did you notice anything different about my dog?" The second hunter says "yeah, he can't swim".
We have a few of those second hunters on this board.