The official things wrong with Willie Saturday thread

[BigTime]

I will start:

- He was thinking about the Werewolf from "New Moon"
- A.J. stole his g/f all the way from Switzerland
- He was mad because Carl Edwards choked away the NASCAR Sprint Cup points championship to Kyle Busch.

Now you go (hope yours are funnier than mine ).

 

[Seymore Cox]

Kevin Wilson did the VCU scouting report.

 

[BigTime]

Healthcare reform was weighing heavy on his mind.

 

[whatasooner]

He was distracted by the VCU "hotties"

 

[Seymore Cox]

He knew Charlie Weis's suckage would result in Stoops to ND.

 

[ByronHoustonsSweatyPalms]

Listening to his fat little girl friend.

 

[BanjoCharley]

Tricked by the thread title, not amusing.