If OU wins a national championship, you will _______________

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If OU wins a national championship, I will _______________

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I will literally die from happiness. Then studied in countless medical journals.
 
... Celebrate like I never have before

... Howl at the moon

... Tear-up with joy

... Scream in ecstasy

... Thank God that I lived to see it
 
go bonkers with hookers and blow lol.

Seriously though, it would humble me as a Sooner for the rest of my life.
 
Drink several more beers after the game; stay up all night on Monday and watch coverage and replays; but still manage to make it into work on Tuesday.
 
Probably get a public intox citation in Houston from partying my you know what off
 
Whatever I do it won't compare to what BigTime will end up doing.
 
Cry, before or after breaking my grandmother's hand from giving her a high-five.
 
Celebrate with the Mrs....she likes it when OU win...:woot

Buy a T and wear it around all my ku buds as much as possible! (they are all actually rooting for OU, so they say)
 
rejoice in the fact that the biased Oklahoma media will hate it almost as much as losing a child.
 
rejoice in the fact that the biased Oklahoma media will hate it almost as much as losing a child.


Well done!

I might also have to make sure grief counselors are dispatched quickly to Stillwater - they'll mourn an OU title more than they did their own recent Bedlam losses in football and men's basketball.
 
I will immediately…

Get a warm and fuzzy feeling* that will stay with me for the remainder of 2016 – and quite possibly beyond.

*That warm, fuzzy feeling is in addition to whatever feeling is induced by any adult beverages I may consume during the game.
 
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