This year, "floppers" will pay, says the NBA, in a big way
There will be fines, some players may mind, may even whine
Manu Ginobili, primo flopper most nobly as he's known globally will probably be most affected
For when Manu flops, his moves are so smooth, it takes weeks before they're detected
Manu's flops are legendary, some say a Divacish-full-body, after the Serb seven-footer named Vlade
Vlade's flops were so wet, leavings quarts of flop sweat, pooled up like a dewy gooey back-haired pet
Floppers will pay, says the NBA, 5K is just the start
"Hear, hear," says the league, very intrigued
Because we're about to get Marcus Smart
"Marcus Smart," they will ask "The Aggie Flopmaster?"
"He's coming our way? Well, if he tries, it'll be total disaster."
He'll be fined like a champ, his style they will cramp, if he flops once for each quarter.
A windsock he'll resemble, although not quite as nimble, as he writhes like a fish out of water
We hate to repeat, it isn't a treat nor shall we be ever the wisher
Flop if he must, it'll be not discussed but he won't be the new Derek Fisher.