Things that flop less than Marcus Smart

[BigTime]

I was going to say Jerry Kill but I figure that is in poor taste so I will now go with:

Cleveland Browns head coaches

 

[MsProudSooner]

Even Doug Gottleib mentioned that Smart has a bad habit of flopping that he needs to break.

 

[SilliSooner]

This year, "floppers" will pay, says the NBA, in a big way
There will be fines, some players may mind, may even whine

Manu Ginobili, primo flopper most nobly as he's known globally will probably be most affected
For when Manu flops, his moves are so smooth, it takes weeks before they're detected

Manu's flops are legendary, some say a Divacish-full-body, after the Serb seven-footer named Vlade
Vlade's flops were so wet, leavings quarts of flop sweat, pooled up like a dewy gooey back-haired pet

Floppers will pay, says the NBA, 5K is just the start
"Hear, hear," says the league, very intrigued
Because we're about to get Marcus Smart

"Marcus Smart," they will ask "The Aggie Flopmaster?"
"He's coming our way? Well, if he tries, it'll be total disaster."

He'll be fined like a champ, his style they will cramp, if he flops once for each quarter.
A windsock he'll resemble, although not quite as nimble, as he writhes like a fish out of water

We hate to repeat, it isn't a treat nor shall we be ever the wisher
Flop if he must, it'll be not discussed but he won't be the new Derek Fisher.

 

[BigTime]

The Tulsa Shock

 

[BigTime]

You went there.

Next reason,

This thread if the political posts continue.

 

[DenverSooner]

You went there.

Next reason,

This thread if the political posts continue.

The war on poverty

 

[bocabull]

You went there.

Next reason,

This thread if the political posts continue.

I was just funnin since you mentioned John Kerry. He flopped on the Iraq war. Which at this point is a Blake Griffin monster slam dunk.

 

[bocabull]

The war on poverty

My father passed away last year after a battle with cancer among other things. Thanks to Medicare my moms retirement was not wiped out. So this is questionable.

Let's stick with certainties! Lol

Bryant Reeves nba career.

 

[BigTime]

Kansas against mid major teams starting with B...and N...and V.

 

[bocabull]

Eddie & Sean Sutton's blood test results.

 

[BigTime]

Jerry Jones' face

 

[bocabull]

Okie States 2013 Big XII football championship.

 

[BigTime]

PJ Tucker's gpa at Texas

 

[AdaSooner]

My father passed away last year after a battle with cancer among other things. Thanks to Medicare my moms retirement was not wiped out. So this is questionable.

Let's stick with certainties! Lol

Bryant Reeves nba career.

So sorry about your loss, Boca.

My father passed away three years ago. I'm pleased to say his battle with that dreaded disease was mercifully short.

 

[CoachTalk]

So sorry about your loss, Boca.

My father passed away three years ago. I'm pleased to say his battle with that dreaded disease was mercifully short.

I lost my dad 3 years ago as well. I know how hard it is... I tell my students every year, enjoy your parents while you have them... One day they wont be there.

 

[BigTime]

As an aside from the other board,

draMarcus Smart!

 

[SoonerBounce13]

gigli

 

[bocabull]

AAPL stock after iPhone miss.

 

[BigTime]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phV38r8Fe8c[/ame]

Watch the very end

 

[BigTime]

A slinky going to the stairs...