I mean gimmminneee christmas how much more can they beg the lame-ass college students to come to the games. Should we charter vans to pick them up at home and give them a beer on the drive over too?
I'm an old man (compared to many on this board; just ask Booger). But get Joe C. to implement a sweet plan like that and I'll got back to school and start to work on getting into med school. Heck, I'll even move into the dorms (if they'll give the Mrs. conjugal visit rights). Make that a six-pack of Bud – not just one beer – and I'll go ahead and get enrolled for the next semester.