He'd perfect at KSU. Him and Snyder could carpool to the JUCOs.
In all seriousness, I don't think he'd get the Texas job, and I don't think he'd take the OSU or TCU jobs. K-State would be a great fit, and I could see him taking the Tech job, although I don't think they'll fire Tubby.
Iowa State could open up as well, as Hoiberg has long been rumored to be a guy who could get an NBA head coaching job if he wanted one. Sampson would fit well there, too.