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Norman (OK) -- CNN can now confirm reports that a nuclear bomb is headed for OUHoops.com and could potentially strike around 9 p.m. Tuesday evening.
Scientists fear that the bomb, constructed by Baylor basketball coach Scott Drew, could potentially wipe the Lloyd Noble Center off the map turning it, and OUHoops.com, into a virtual parking lot around 9 p.m. this evening.
In preparation for the impact, OUHoops.com has elevated their status to Defcon 1.
"Is this the beginning of the end?" questioned poster thebigabd.
"Folks! No! its not the beging of the ind!" noted All-Things-Super-Sooner guru James Hale. "OU head coach Jeff Capul! will get his Sooners! turned around just like John Blake! wuld haf if he bun given a far chance to rebuilt the mess his players creted! The playars are to blam not OU head coach Jeff Capul! He had the Sooners! in the Elite 8! Folks!"
CNN has also learned from sources inside the internet that a message board poster, htownsooner, was preparing a follow-up strike on the website by calling for the ouster of Capel on the OUHoops message board. It would be an unprecedented 15th "Fire Capel" post on the website since it's inception in 2009 by the wiley htownsooner, who said he would not comment until after the loss.
Sources all tell us that longtime OU basketball poster coolm was beefing up his efforts for a campaign to promote 13-year-old Grant McCasland as Capel's replacement at the season's end.
An unnamed source within the University also told CNN late Tuesday morning that Capel -- who, I bet you did not know, but he has a losing record without Blake Griffin -- would not be traveling with the team home to Waco following the loss.
The coach instead plans to travel to Wichita, Kan. to watch coveted 2012 prospect Perry Ellis in action for the fifth time in the last seven days.
OUHoops.com was elevated to Defcon 2 status on Saturday after a mysterious crimson wig, containing a foreign substance, was found underneath the bleachers in the Capelables section near the north goal, following the Sooners' 69-51 loss to Texas A&M in Norman.
Capelables founder and President BigTime has been unavailable for comment.
Stay tuned.
Scientists fear that the bomb, constructed by Baylor basketball coach Scott Drew, could potentially wipe the Lloyd Noble Center off the map turning it, and OUHoops.com, into a virtual parking lot around 9 p.m. this evening.
In preparation for the impact, OUHoops.com has elevated their status to Defcon 1.
"Is this the beginning of the end?" questioned poster thebigabd.
"Folks! No! its not the beging of the ind!" noted All-Things-Super-Sooner guru James Hale. "OU head coach Jeff Capul! will get his Sooners! turned around just like John Blake! wuld haf if he bun given a far chance to rebuilt the mess his players creted! The playars are to blam not OU head coach Jeff Capul! He had the Sooners! in the Elite 8! Folks!"
CNN has also learned from sources inside the internet that a message board poster, htownsooner, was preparing a follow-up strike on the website by calling for the ouster of Capel on the OUHoops message board. It would be an unprecedented 15th "Fire Capel" post on the website since it's inception in 2009 by the wiley htownsooner, who said he would not comment until after the loss.
Sources all tell us that longtime OU basketball poster coolm was beefing up his efforts for a campaign to promote 13-year-old Grant McCasland as Capel's replacement at the season's end.
An unnamed source within the University also told CNN late Tuesday morning that Capel -- who, I bet you did not know, but he has a losing record without Blake Griffin -- would not be traveling with the team home to Waco following the loss.
The coach instead plans to travel to Wichita, Kan. to watch coveted 2012 prospect Perry Ellis in action for the fifth time in the last seven days.
OUHoops.com was elevated to Defcon 2 status on Saturday after a mysterious crimson wig, containing a foreign substance, was found underneath the bleachers in the Capelables section near the north goal, following the Sooners' 69-51 loss to Texas A&M in Norman.
Capelables founder and President BigTime has been unavailable for comment.
Stay tuned.
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